Grab Bag

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World ” #6

Today: #6. Escamoles

From : Mexico.

What the hell is it?

Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.
The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being f……. insane.

Wait, it gets worse …

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of f….. ant eggs.

Danger of this turning up in America:

We’re not sure Taco Bell hasn’t snuck this sh.. into their food already. Just make sure you know what’ in that burrito. Ask at the counter if you have to. Also, watch those ads close because they’ll try to dress it up in some kind of friendly-sounding, pseudo-Mexican name.

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” Yaki Udon “

Had a craving for liver Yesterday.
Have a craving for pasta always.
What better than combining the two 🙂

Watch the Video HERE.

Bon Appetit ! Life is Good !

 

” Seafood Salad “

For a light lunch, try this :
Lettuce, red cabbage, octopus, shrimp,
anchovies,onion, parsley, eggs, dijon dressing.

Life is Good ! Bon Appetit !

” Morons ! “

Russ Orford on :

” Why are chefs so poorly compensated? “

Hi all enjoy this , it was sent to me by a chef friend
Conversation I just had over the phone for an early Birthday Dinner. (8 people)
*note I don’t usually disclose my rates but for this I must. Because of a close affiliation
To a friend / colleague I waved my usual flat rate and quoted at $25.00 per hour. (4 hours work..Steal!!!) Any way…

sir; “Your menu looks great and I’ve heard your food is wonderful!”
me; “Thank you. I do my best.”
Sir: “However you rates seem a bit high for me, can you come down a bit. I was quoted by another at $18.00 per hour.”
Me: “Really? Great I’d go with him then.”
Sir; “That’s it? No negotiations?”
Me: “I have already come down quite a bit here…”
Sir: “ I understand that but your competition is lower.”
Me; “I see that. I am, unfortunately unable to match that. If the price is right for you then go with him or her.”
Sir; “I don’t get it? You aren’t even trying to come down.”
Me: “No.”
Sir; “But don’t you want my business?”
Me: “Of course. But I can’t work with those prices. Again Sir. Go with the other if it suites you.”
Sir: “You’re not a very good businessman are you?”
Me: “……………….I am Chef. An artist. An artisan. I am a service professional. I provide a great service for those who want it. Am I to understand that you are having drinks and dancing for 30-40 people after dinner?”
Sir: “Yes.”
Me; “You’ve hired a bartender and a DJ?”
Sir “Yes”
Me: “How much are you paying them?”
Sir: “$30.00 an hour for the bartender. And $125.00 and hour for the DJ.”
Me; “Sir. This conversation is over. God Bless!”

Thank God I love what I do.

” Red Cooked Beef & Garlic Noodles “

Red-cooked (also called twice-cooked) beef.
The meat in this dish is beef neck.
It takes a long time to braise,
but the taste and texture is phenomenal.

Play with the seasoning for the garlic noodles
so the taste is axectly as you like it  🙂

Bon Appetit ! Life is Good !

 

” Japanese Vegetarian Fried Rice “

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Not too shabby 🙂
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Watch the video here!
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” Nasi Goreng “

Last nights dinner.
Life is Good !

Watch the video HERE

” Passion “

While i was teaching at le cordon bleu for seven years, I usually started the first day with this question: What brought you here ? 99% of the students answer was : Passion !!! My second question was always : What do you consider to be “Passion” ? I got all kind of answers, usually none of which I found convincing. I then explained to my students that my definition of “Passion” is the willingness to take sacrifices for what you are passionate about. That usually prevented a large part of the students to ever mention “Passion” in connection with being in the kitchen again.
Herein lies the problem for the lack of success of many cooks.
Just going through the motions will prevent you from ever being a good chef.

Read More Here

” Why are chefs so poorly compensated? “

Hans Susser commented :

Dear Gavin, although I agree with a lot you are saying, I must also say that there is a large number of culinary students (and teachers) who are passionate, talented and have what it takes to become a great cook. On the other hand, what you said about the education system is also mostly correct. When education is a business, quality is the least important factor required by the for profit institutions.

M. Gavin Shipman commented:

Been cooking since I was 19 or 20…Can’t remember anymore, but it has been more than 20 years as a professional cook, then a chef. The title is bestowed, in my opinion, not given by a piece of paper.
On to the reason why we are paid so poorly in the states. To me it goes back to the way the culinary education system is organized here. The “education” is run by for profit college systems, therefore even the idiots will graduate. The students that cannot make pate a choux, but make shoe paste will still get the degree because the university wants their dollars.
On the other side, the system is run by guilds that depend more on their reputation of creating qualified cooks to put out in the industry than they do money. If their reputation fails, so does their system and the tradition fails, which they would never allow.
So, the result is, my guess, 40% of American “chefs” who have graduated from culinary schools-even after several years in the industry-are mediocre at best. Add in the dishonest, alcohol & drug-addicted, “I’m just here for a check” or just plain not intuitive cooks and you are looking at a career that keeps a bad reputation. So, they are the ones that keep the compensation so low for those of us capable of more. Until we change the system, it will stay this way.

Give me a “learned on my own”, battle-tested, open-minded cook any day over a know-it-all culinary school grad. And I am prety good judge of character, too.

” Baked Egg Rolls With Pork And Vegetables “

Made the most delicious eggrolls for dinner.
Stuffed them with raw vegetables (baking takes
longer then frying, so you don’y want to blanch the
veggies so they don’t get too soft, and pork (chorizo)
To drink I had a wonderful ” Dongding Green Spiral Tea ”

Life is Good !  Bon Appetit !