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” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 1

# 1. Balut

From: Philippines.

What the hell is it?

Behold, for our journey of horror reaches its destination. Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture.
They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.

Wait, it gets worse …

… Because you’re never going to look at an egg the same way. Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won’t be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.
Yes, balut is upsetting on about a half-dozen levels. Sure, all meat eaters know on some level that the delicious chop on your plate used to belong to something cute and fluffy, which gambolled in the sun during the brief spring of its life. Most of the time, it’ perfectly possible not to give a shit. But, when you’re biting into something that hasn’t even had a chance to see its mother’ face … well, it’ different.

Danger of this turning up in America:

Actually, marketed properly, these eggs could be a damn good motivator. When you’ve looked death in the face at breakfast time, what the hell else can the day throw at you?

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 2


” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “

# 2. Pacha

From: Iraq.

What the hell is it?

Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It’ a sheep’ head. Boiled.

Wait, it gets worse …

Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you’re eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. “Burp while ye may,” the sockets say, “for the same fate will happen to you–and all too soon.”
We wonder why the Iraqis keep blowing themselves up? Wouldn’t you, if every evening meal was a festival of death?

Danger of this turning up in America:

Not looking like that, it won’t. But, you tell people that sheep head contains some kind of enzyme that boosts your metabolism and …

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” Not all’s bad ! A happy, satisfying, financially rewarding life as a chef! “

Dear friends and colleagues,

So much has been said lately about the decline of our industry on many levels. I myself am most critical of many negative aspects. But just as good parents see all sides of their children and try to correct the less positive aspects, so do I and many of my fellow chefs love our profession, even if we are aware of the less positive sides of it. We don’t forget the tremendous riches our efforts have bestowed upon us in a LONG, mostly rewarding career. To make my point again and to hopefully help the “youngens” understand what it takes to get to the positive side of our journey as chef, I here give you an article I wrote some time ago for the same purpose.
Enjoy  🙂 

From Cook to Chef. A long, rewarding Journey
By Chef Hans Susser   CEC. CHE

So now that we have established that you want to become a Chef, let’s see how you can get there.
Many established chefs will try to warn you not to join our ranks. This probably comes from chefs who are tired of the position they are in at the moment. However keep in mind that for those chefs , in order to get to where they are now, at one point had to be as enthusiastic and positive as you are at this moment.
The first question that pops up is usually: ” Should I go to culinary school?” Until a few years ago I would have told everybody that this is a waste of time and money. However, I got older and I got wiser.
These days, without an education it is nearly impossible to get to a management position without proof of a degree or at least a diploma from a prestigious school. One has to realize that to be a very good cook will only be the minimum requirement once you reach the Executive Chefs position. You must also be very knowledgeable in human resource matters, food cost, labor cost, design, union rules, cleaning, public relations and many more such things. Most places will hire you to fix those things, not to teach them to you. There is a reason the other chef is not there anymore. A wealth of knowledge and skills, patience and diplomacy is expected from you when you walk in the door.Most of this you cannot learn in a school. It will take years off acquired skills and knowledge to become the Chef that you aspire to be.
Don’t be discouraged if things seem to go slow and tedious at the beginning. Think of your culinary career as a kind of snowball:
Lay a small snowball (your Career) on a snowy hill and see what happens: Nothing! But push, push, push and it starts to slowly roll down the hill and after a short time it will start to gain momentum all by itself and off it goes to become a giant snowball ( your Career).
Here, in a few words is how the snowball rolled for me:
I started as an apprentice when i was thirteen and a half years old, in a small hotel in the black forrest in Germany. Tough times. Long hours, sometimes no day off for many weeks. At that time there were no “shifts” , you where assigned to. It was normal for everybody to work breakfast, lunch and dinner. Eight hours?! Work at a bank. During my first year I earned room and board and approximately $20 cash a month. Second year about $60 a month and during the third year probably around $100. From the second year on, an apprentice was expected to run his or her own station.(VERY few girls in the kitchen at that time, 1967). My dream at that time was to become a disc jockey as soon as i finish my apprenticeship. Thanks God my dad gave me a few fresh ones to set my head straight. The next stations on my journey, as much as I remember now, were as follows:
One winter season as a Commis de Cuisine during winter season in Austria. (Hotel Alpenhof, Jungholz, Tyrol)
One summer season as a Commis de cuisine at the German seaboard.(Hotel See Schloesschen, Timmendorfer Strand).
One summer and winter (1972 summer olympics) as the lone cook with two helpers in a small restaurant and banquet facility in Munich (Gaststatte Zunfthaus).
One year during which I was promoted from Chef Tournant to Executive Chef at a Congress Center in Germany (Congresshalle Boeblingen) -The Chef got sick – there it was, my first big chance.
After that I took a year off to live in Hollywood, California. (A whole different story)
Then, 5 years as a Chef de Partie with Royal Viking Line, traveling around the world. Working hard, partying harder. Making tons of money. Spending tons of money.
After that, back to Germany for some time, working in a five-star restaurant as Chef de Partie and then going back as Executive Chef to the Congress Center in Boeblingen.
At around 1980 I took a position as Sous Chef in Manila, Philippines. I stayed there for a few years and was promoted to my first international position as Executive Chef.
From Manila I moved to Singapore and Thailand and eventually to Miami where I joined Royal Caribbean Cruise Line. During my time there as Senior Executive Chef I met my lovely wife Maria who also worked for RCCL.
For the next 15 years Maria and I traveled the world, living and working in a variety of Countries.
During my career in the hospitality industry I have held the positions of: Apprentice, Commis, Chef de Partie, Sous Chef, Executive Sous Chef, Executive Chef, Senior Executive Chef, Area Executive Chef, F&B Manager, Owner, Chef Instructor, Program Chair for the English Program at a Culinary College, Program Chair for the Spanish Program at a Culinary College.
I have worked in restaurants, hotels, cruise ships;
I worked in places where I was the only cook, in places where I was leading a staff of a few hundred and in places of any size in between.
I have lived and worked in such places as: Germany, United States, Jamaica, Grenada, US Virgin Islands, Pakistan, Brazil, Argentina, Sweden, Portugal, Italy, France, Thailand, Hong Kong, and probably a few more which I cannot remember right now. According to my wife Maria who keeps track of those things, I have lived, worked and or visited 128 countries in total.
Not bad for a kid who left school before he was 14 years old.
During the past 25 years in the hospitality industry my specialty for which companies hired me was to open new ventures or to bring back the former glory that many places had lost. This made for some very hectic and stressful but nevertheless beautiful and exciting years, which I would not want to miss for anything. (the money was great too). I lived mostly in five-star hotels or other high-class accommodations, provided by the companies i worked for. If you work at this level, most companies provide a high-class expatriate package, which can include great amenities for the whole family such as free travel, maid service, company car and chauffeur, free food, drinks, laundry, medical service, etc.
During the past seven years I have worked as a chef instructor at a local culinary college. Life is good, even without the stress and hectic. Sometimes I miss the crazy action, most times I don’t.

Well folks, there you have it. It is all out there, just waiting for you !
All you have to do is work hard, never give up and understand that all beginnings are tough.

Good Luck ! Life is Good !   

From CC.I Newsletter    7 / 201

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “, #3

# 3. Baby Mice Wine

From: Korea.

What the hell is it?

What better to wash down your gelatinous lumps of lye fish than a nice chilled cup
of dead mice?What better indeed.Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean
“health tonic,” which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed,
are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive)
into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny
mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.

Wait, it gets worse …

Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you’d feel
during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops,
there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 4

#4. Lutefisk

From: Norway.

What the hell is it?

Ahhh, Lutefisk. After the larvae-ridden cheese, it’s a blessed relief to sample a clean, down-to-earth Scandinavian recipe.
A little too clean.
Lutefisk is a traditional Norwegian dish featuring cod that has been steeped for many days in a solution of lye, until its flesh is caustic enough to dissolve silver cutlery.
Wait, it gets worse …
For those of you who don’t know, lye (potassium hydroxide/sodium hydroxide) is a powerful industrial chemical used for cleaning drains, killing plants, de-budding cow horns, powering batteries and manufacturing biodiesel. Contact with lye can cause chemical burns, permanent scarring, blindness or total deliciousness, depending on whether you pour it onto a herring or your own face. Or, so the lutefisk industry would have us believe.

Danger of this turning up in America:
IT’S ALREADY HERE!

It’ true, lutefisk is more popular in the United States than in Norway. What the hell are they doing with it? They’re not eating it are they? Is it because it’ a cheap alternative to colonic irrigation? Seriously, how do you advertise this stuff?

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” What are the real causes for the mounting dissatisfaction in the hospitality industry. “

Dear Friend’s,
for the past few years I have seen a mounting number of members of the
hospitality industry voice a growing dissatisfaction for many aspects of
our industry.
Starting with the rookies,  the apprentices, through the line staff, junior
management, senior management, and owners, as well as the hospitality
industry students and teachers,all seem to be competing who has the most
damaging and negative, sometimes even degrading “facts ” to bring to light
about our once beloved industry .
I encourage you all to shed some facts on the real problems which paint such
a negative picture within our own ranks. Maybe if there would be more
positive, realistic energy and good will instead of all the  loathing and
negative outlook, we could all see a brighter, friendlier and more positive
outlook for our hospitality environment.

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” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World ” # 5

Today: #5 Casu Marzu

From: Sardinia, Italy.

What the hell is it?

This, dear reader, is a medium-sized lump of Sweet f…… Christ. Casu Marzu is a sheep’ milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the “cheese fly.” The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.
Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air, making this the only cheese that requires eye protection while eating. The taste is strong enough to burn the tongue, and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea.
Wait, it gets worse …
This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That’s right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae will, as they leap desperately toward your face in an effort to escape the putrescent horror of the only home they have ever known. Even the cheese itself is ashamed; when prodded, it weeps an odorous liquid called lagrima, Sardinian for “tears.”

Danger of this turning up in America:

There is significant danger here, as we’re thinking the cheese companies have a lot of maggot stock in the back of their warehouse they’d like to get rid of. And, there may actually be a market for it. Self-loathing is a powerful force in this economy (see the diet section of your local supermarket) and there’ times you get low enough that, damn it, you feel like you deserve nothing better than infested cheese.

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on http://www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World ” #6

Today: #6. Escamoles

From : Mexico.

What the hell is it?

Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.
The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being f……. insane.

Wait, it gets worse …

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of f….. ant eggs.

Danger of this turning up in America:

We’re not sure Taco Bell hasn’t snuck this sh.. into their food already. Just make sure you know what’ in that burrito. Ask at the counter if you have to. Also, watch those ads close because they’ll try to dress it up in some kind of friendly-sounding, pseudo-Mexican name.

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” Morons ! “

Russ Orford on :

” Why are chefs so poorly compensated? “

Hi all enjoy this , it was sent to me by a chef friend
Conversation I just had over the phone for an early Birthday Dinner. (8 people)
*note I don’t usually disclose my rates but for this I must. Because of a close affiliation
To a friend / colleague I waved my usual flat rate and quoted at $25.00 per hour. (4 hours work..Steal!!!) Any way…

sir; “Your menu looks great and I’ve heard your food is wonderful!”
me; “Thank you. I do my best.”
Sir: “However you rates seem a bit high for me, can you come down a bit. I was quoted by another at $18.00 per hour.”
Me: “Really? Great I’d go with him then.”
Sir; “That’s it? No negotiations?”
Me: “I have already come down quite a bit here…”
Sir: “ I understand that but your competition is lower.”
Me; “I see that. I am, unfortunately unable to match that. If the price is right for you then go with him or her.”
Sir; “I don’t get it? You aren’t even trying to come down.”
Me: “No.”
Sir; “But don’t you want my business?”
Me: “Of course. But I can’t work with those prices. Again Sir. Go with the other if it suites you.”
Sir: “You’re not a very good businessman are you?”
Me: “……………….I am Chef. An artist. An artisan. I am a service professional. I provide a great service for those who want it. Am I to understand that you are having drinks and dancing for 30-40 people after dinner?”
Sir: “Yes.”
Me; “You’ve hired a bartender and a DJ?”
Sir “Yes”
Me: “How much are you paying them?”
Sir: “$30.00 an hour for the bartender. And $125.00 and hour for the DJ.”
Me; “Sir. This conversation is over. God Bless!”

Thank God I love what I do.

” Passion “

While i was teaching at le cordon bleu for seven years, I usually started the first day with this question: What brought you here ? 99% of the students answer was : Passion !!! My second question was always : What do you consider to be “Passion” ? I got all kind of answers, usually none of which I found convincing. I then explained to my students that my definition of “Passion” is the willingness to take sacrifices for what you are passionate about. That usually prevented a large part of the students to ever mention “Passion” in connection with being in the kitchen again.
Herein lies the problem for the lack of success of many cooks.
Just going through the motions will prevent you from ever being a good chef.

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