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” Useless – Or Worth The Trouble ? “

Useless – or worth the trouble?  
– trying to keep the “flame of excellence” going
for the next generation of cooks!

By Chef Hans Susser, CEC . CHE

Lately that’s a question that pops up, both in my head and during conversations with other experienced chefs, more and more frequently. Why do we do it and for what? Obviously the general impression of many old timer’s is that the younger generations “just don’t give a hood” anymore. While this might be increasingly true due to circumstances, I am happy to report that when we really look, we still see the diamonds in the rough being there, right under our eyes. Yes, they might be harder to spot because of the circumstances surrounding them (and sometimes us), but they are certainly out there. Maybe their numbers have been dwindling, but maybe this happened partially because we have stopped looking? If you need an expert about frustration, you found him right here. But then again, who are we to judge others when we fall into the same category. So, colleagues, both educators and especially professionals out there in the “real world” – keep on searching. We are getting paid to do so, but we should really be doing more because that is what set’s us apart from the mediocre rest that we so wholeheartedly criticize. The flame is still burning under our guard, so let’s keep it going, never to give up. Let the fuel be our knowledge, skills and care for our beloved profession. No flame can burn on hot air alone as so many wannabe “chefs” out there believe. One of the many sources of joy and satisfaction in our culinary profession is to discover that there are enough kids out there to carry on the flame in the future.
But for now, dear fellow chefs, don’t let the flame of excellence of culinary standards extinguish.

We, the REAL CHEFS, who possess the experience, knowledge and care, are still in charge to keep the flame burning – while we still can and care !

How To Be Fat, Poor, Unfulfilled, And Unhappy

How To Be Fat, Poor, Unfulfilled, And Unhappy

1. Always buy the latest technology regardless of whether or not you can afford it

2. Always go for the easiest, fastest, most efficient solution

3. If it takes effort, run away

4. Give up at the first sign of struggle

5. Watch at least 8 hours of TV a day, preferably shows that start with “The Real Housewives of”

6. Don’t question what others say no matter how ridiculous it sounds

7. Freeload and leech whenever possible

8. Buy every weight loss product out there, especially if it promises quick and miraculous results

9. Blame everything on your genes or on other people

10. Stay up all night, especially to watch late night infomercials about penis enlargement products

” Your opinions and suggestions please ! “

Yes you!
Readers of  “ChefsOpinion”

Dear Friend’s,
At this point of my short journey with “ChefsOpinion”,  I would welcome your opinion and suggestions about my blog in order to make it even more entertaining and informative.
All input from you will be appreciated and considered for upcoming posts.
Your’s truly,
Hans.

p.s.
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Thanks  🙂

” Why are chefs so poorly compensated? “

Wow folks, this discussion is really heating up !

Arno Wilson says :

Hi Patrick, maybe I come across a bit severe. But this is my feeling. Cooking food throughout history has been a low level activity and whilst everybody since we can tell has always enjoyed a “good feed” it remains a fact that the kitchen has been relegated “out the back” downstairs” or otherwise “out of sight”. As much as people these modern times try to glorify cooking it remains an act of applying heat to dead things – usually animals or other creatures. It is the art of transforming dead animal flesh and in some cases organs into something else that appeals to the modern sense of beauty.
I am a chef myself and have worked in many different arenas of food production. I have been Executive chef, Head chef, and all other positions in Australian kitchens. I have acted as a restaurant consultant and am versed in management techniques and financial aspects. In the course of my work I see many chefs I now run a chefs agency finding work for other chefs. Many chefs are pretty clueless and some are downright dumb. A smattering are excellent and could be successful in any occupation. A small number are outstanding individuals with admirable skills and ability and intelligence. I am sorry but the average run of the mill chef that crosses my radar is more commonly described in less flattering terms.
If you have any specific questions I would be happy to answer them.

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” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 1

# 1. Balut

From: Philippines.

What the hell is it?

Behold, for our journey of horror reaches its destination. Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture.
They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.

Wait, it gets worse …

… Because you’re never going to look at an egg the same way. Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won’t be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.
Yes, balut is upsetting on about a half-dozen levels. Sure, all meat eaters know on some level that the delicious chop on your plate used to belong to something cute and fluffy, which gambolled in the sun during the brief spring of its life. Most of the time, it’ perfectly possible not to give a shit. But, when you’re biting into something that hasn’t even had a chance to see its mother’ face … well, it’ different.

Danger of this turning up in America:

Actually, marketed properly, these eggs could be a damn good motivator. When you’ve looked death in the face at breakfast time, what the hell else can the day throw at you?

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 2


” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “

# 2. Pacha

From: Iraq.

What the hell is it?

Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It’ a sheep’ head. Boiled.

Wait, it gets worse …

Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you’re eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. “Burp while ye may,” the sockets say, “for the same fate will happen to you–and all too soon.”
We wonder why the Iraqis keep blowing themselves up? Wouldn’t you, if every evening meal was a festival of death?

Danger of this turning up in America:

Not looking like that, it won’t. But, you tell people that sheep head contains some kind of enzyme that boosts your metabolism and …

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” Not all’s bad ! A happy, satisfying, financially rewarding life as a chef! “

Dear friends and colleagues,

So much has been said lately about the decline of our industry on many levels. I myself am most critical of many negative aspects. But just as good parents see all sides of their children and try to correct the less positive aspects, so do I and many of my fellow chefs love our profession, even if we are aware of the less positive sides of it. We don’t forget the tremendous riches our efforts have bestowed upon us in a LONG, mostly rewarding career. To make my point again and to hopefully help the “youngens” understand what it takes to get to the positive side of our journey as chef, I here give you an article I wrote some time ago for the same purpose.
Enjoy  🙂 

From Cook to Chef. A long, rewarding Journey
By Chef Hans Susser   CEC. CHE

So now that we have established that you want to become a Chef, let’s see how you can get there.
Many established chefs will try to warn you not to join our ranks. This probably comes from chefs who are tired of the position they are in at the moment. However keep in mind that for those chefs , in order to get to where they are now, at one point had to be as enthusiastic and positive as you are at this moment.
The first question that pops up is usually: ” Should I go to culinary school?” Until a few years ago I would have told everybody that this is a waste of time and money. However, I got older and I got wiser.
These days, without an education it is nearly impossible to get to a management position without proof of a degree or at least a diploma from a prestigious school. One has to realize that to be a very good cook will only be the minimum requirement once you reach the Executive Chefs position. You must also be very knowledgeable in human resource matters, food cost, labor cost, design, union rules, cleaning, public relations and many more such things. Most places will hire you to fix those things, not to teach them to you. There is a reason the other chef is not there anymore. A wealth of knowledge and skills, patience and diplomacy is expected from you when you walk in the door.Most of this you cannot learn in a school. It will take years off acquired skills and knowledge to become the Chef that you aspire to be.
Don’t be discouraged if things seem to go slow and tedious at the beginning. Think of your culinary career as a kind of snowball:
Lay a small snowball (your Career) on a snowy hill and see what happens: Nothing! But push, push, push and it starts to slowly roll down the hill and after a short time it will start to gain momentum all by itself and off it goes to become a giant snowball ( your Career).
Here, in a few words is how the snowball rolled for me:
I started as an apprentice when i was thirteen and a half years old, in a small hotel in the black forrest in Germany. Tough times. Long hours, sometimes no day off for many weeks. At that time there were no “shifts” , you where assigned to. It was normal for everybody to work breakfast, lunch and dinner. Eight hours?! Work at a bank. During my first year I earned room and board and approximately $20 cash a month. Second year about $60 a month and during the third year probably around $100. From the second year on, an apprentice was expected to run his or her own station.(VERY few girls in the kitchen at that time, 1967). My dream at that time was to become a disc jockey as soon as i finish my apprenticeship. Thanks God my dad gave me a few fresh ones to set my head straight. The next stations on my journey, as much as I remember now, were as follows:
One winter season as a Commis de Cuisine during winter season in Austria. (Hotel Alpenhof, Jungholz, Tyrol)
One summer season as a Commis de cuisine at the German seaboard.(Hotel See Schloesschen, Timmendorfer Strand).
One summer and winter (1972 summer olympics) as the lone cook with two helpers in a small restaurant and banquet facility in Munich (Gaststatte Zunfthaus).
One year during which I was promoted from Chef Tournant to Executive Chef at a Congress Center in Germany (Congresshalle Boeblingen) -The Chef got sick – there it was, my first big chance.
After that I took a year off to live in Hollywood, California. (A whole different story)
Then, 5 years as a Chef de Partie with Royal Viking Line, traveling around the world. Working hard, partying harder. Making tons of money. Spending tons of money.
After that, back to Germany for some time, working in a five-star restaurant as Chef de Partie and then going back as Executive Chef to the Congress Center in Boeblingen.
At around 1980 I took a position as Sous Chef in Manila, Philippines. I stayed there for a few years and was promoted to my first international position as Executive Chef.
From Manila I moved to Singapore and Thailand and eventually to Miami where I joined Royal Caribbean Cruise Line. During my time there as Senior Executive Chef I met my lovely wife Maria who also worked for RCCL.
For the next 15 years Maria and I traveled the world, living and working in a variety of Countries.
During my career in the hospitality industry I have held the positions of: Apprentice, Commis, Chef de Partie, Sous Chef, Executive Sous Chef, Executive Chef, Senior Executive Chef, Area Executive Chef, F&B Manager, Owner, Chef Instructor, Program Chair for the English Program at a Culinary College, Program Chair for the Spanish Program at a Culinary College.
I have worked in restaurants, hotels, cruise ships;
I worked in places where I was the only cook, in places where I was leading a staff of a few hundred and in places of any size in between.
I have lived and worked in such places as: Germany, United States, Jamaica, Grenada, US Virgin Islands, Pakistan, Brazil, Argentina, Sweden, Portugal, Italy, France, Thailand, Hong Kong, and probably a few more which I cannot remember right now. According to my wife Maria who keeps track of those things, I have lived, worked and or visited 128 countries in total.
Not bad for a kid who left school before he was 14 years old.
During the past 25 years in the hospitality industry my specialty for which companies hired me was to open new ventures or to bring back the former glory that many places had lost. This made for some very hectic and stressful but nevertheless beautiful and exciting years, which I would not want to miss for anything. (the money was great too). I lived mostly in five-star hotels or other high-class accommodations, provided by the companies i worked for. If you work at this level, most companies provide a high-class expatriate package, which can include great amenities for the whole family such as free travel, maid service, company car and chauffeur, free food, drinks, laundry, medical service, etc.
During the past seven years I have worked as a chef instructor at a local culinary college. Life is good, even without the stress and hectic. Sometimes I miss the crazy action, most times I don’t.

Well folks, there you have it. It is all out there, just waiting for you !
All you have to do is work hard, never give up and understand that all beginnings are tough.

Good Luck ! Life is Good !   

From CC.I Newsletter    7 / 201

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “, #3

# 3. Baby Mice Wine

From: Korea.

What the hell is it?

What better to wash down your gelatinous lumps of lye fish than a nice chilled cup
of dead mice?What better indeed.Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean
“health tonic,” which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed,
are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive)
into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny
mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.

Wait, it gets worse …

Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you’d feel
during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops,
there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 4

#4. Lutefisk

From: Norway.

What the hell is it?

Ahhh, Lutefisk. After the larvae-ridden cheese, it’s a blessed relief to sample a clean, down-to-earth Scandinavian recipe.
A little too clean.
Lutefisk is a traditional Norwegian dish featuring cod that has been steeped for many days in a solution of lye, until its flesh is caustic enough to dissolve silver cutlery.
Wait, it gets worse …
For those of you who don’t know, lye (potassium hydroxide/sodium hydroxide) is a powerful industrial chemical used for cleaning drains, killing plants, de-budding cow horns, powering batteries and manufacturing biodiesel. Contact with lye can cause chemical burns, permanent scarring, blindness or total deliciousness, depending on whether you pour it onto a herring or your own face. Or, so the lutefisk industry would have us believe.

Danger of this turning up in America:
IT’S ALREADY HERE!

It’ true, lutefisk is more popular in the United States than in Norway. What the hell are they doing with it? They’re not eating it are they? Is it because it’ a cheap alternative to colonic irrigation? Seriously, how do you advertise this stuff?

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World ” #6

Today: #6. Escamoles

From : Mexico.

What the hell is it?

Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.
The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being f……. insane.

Wait, it gets worse …

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of f….. ant eggs.

Danger of this turning up in America:

We’re not sure Taco Bell hasn’t snuck this sh.. into their food already. Just make sure you know what’ in that burrito. Ask at the counter if you have to. Also, watch those ads close because they’ll try to dress it up in some kind of friendly-sounding, pseudo-Mexican name.

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com