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Watch Jacques La Merde’s Cheeky Tasting Menu Poke Fun at High-End Dining

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For a bit of fun today, I thought I’ll share this with you:

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Click here for more :  Chef Jacqeus La Merde
(Don’t miss to read the description of his dishes – they are hilarious and essential to the satire he provides)

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Click here to follow Chef Jacqeus La Merde on Instagram
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Have Fun !   Live is Good !
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Epic Shrimp Fry

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This is probably the best/funniest food video of all time 🙂
Enjoy !  Life is Good !
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Wat
ch an Off-the-Rails, Totally Bonkers Shrimp Frying Video from Japan

The women in this video have a Rube Goldberg-style device that fries prawns by catapulting them through walls of flour, oil, and fire.

It’s one minute of maximum weirdness, and you might want to watch it more than once to catch all the nuances of this stunt.

Have a happy weekend y’all :-)

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I thought this to be funny enough to share with you all 🙂
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Cheers !   Life is Good !
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Cheers Frau Merkel :-)

Prost !


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And, On A Lighter Note ………

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And,  on a lighter note :
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Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex ?

— You can GET chocolate.
— Chocolate satisfies even when it’s gone soft.
— You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
— You can have chocolate in in public.
— If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won’t mind.
— The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
— You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
— No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
— Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
— You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
— You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
— Size doesn’t matter — though more is still better.

Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
A: It’s the one stamped “Idaho.”

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: Rotisserie chicken.

Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, “I have to go change. I’ll be back in a minute.”
Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky ‘egg’lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely.
“What are you doing?,” the female egg asked.
He replied, “The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon.”

couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special.
With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better.
The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. “Senor,” he explains, “each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull’s balls you ate.”
The couple is a bit taken aback by what they have just eaten, but it was delicious, so they get over it.
Six months later, the couple returns to Mexico City and decides to go to the same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish.
Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver serving dish and places it on the table. But this time, there are two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one.
The man says, “Excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this portion so small?”
The waiter smiles and replies, “Well, you see, senor, sometimes the bull wins!”

Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They’re both very rare.

Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It’s called Sosumi.

Cannibal Son: Mom, I don’t like my brother anymore.
Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!

At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos.
She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”
The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her cube mate asks, “What do you have in it?”
The blonde says, “Soup and ice cream.”

Things  never said by Southerners :

— Duct tape won’t fix that.

— Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.

— We don’t keep firearms in the house.

— You can’t feed that to the dog.

— The kids can’t ride in the back of the pickup — it’s just not safe.

— Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

— We’re vegetarians.

— Do you think my gut is too big?

— Honey, we don’t need another dog.

— Who’s Richard Petty?

— We could just share a small bag of pork rinds

.– Too many deer heads detract from the decor

.– I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today

.– Is there anything in this restaurant that’s NOT fried?

— The tires on that truck are too big.

— I’ve got it all on the C drive.

— There’s too much sugar in this tea.

— Checkmate.

— I believe you cooked those greens too long

A  truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.

Americans hate France. You don’t know French people. It’s mostly based on a story you heard about a friend’s friends who went to Paris, who had a waiter, who had B.O., who was very rude to them because they sent back their steak tartar because it was too rare.
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Well Friend’s there you have it.
But, at least there is good food to help us get over it  🙂

Life is (still) Good !
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” Christopher Walken’s Cooking Show Is Very Christopher Walken-y “

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He is just so funny with everything he does  🙂
– Funniest thing though – the pretty genius trying to open a wine bottle – hilarious.
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” A Bunch Of Funny Cooking & Food Videos “

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Wanted to share a bit of fun with my readers  🙂

 

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soul food crab cooking

ethiopian cooking lesson

how to cook an egg

first day on the job

extra energy

charlie sheen cooking

mr.bean eats steak tartar

fawlty towers / the prawns are off

lettuce eats wendy

beautiful meatloaf

fire in the kitchen

james brown & kenny rogers cooking

master chef final

steamer explodes

dog complaints about food

screaming eggs

bang bang chicken
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Enjoy ! Life is Good !
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Hello Friends !

Dear Friends,

By now many of you have realized that “ChefCook.us”  and “ChefCookFanPage” have not been updated for some time.
The reason is that it has become way to complicated and time-consuming for me to run a multi page  business website all by myself.
I have therefore decided to publish a more simple, contemporary, private Blog.
Lately I have had a very lively connection with many people from different walks of life on Facebook. The one common idea we all seem to share is of course our passion for good food.
However, I have noticed a growing interest in all things concerning our daily life, such as politics, economy, education, healthcare and human issues in general.
The blog format will give me and my like-minded (and also my not so like-minded) friends the opportunity to not only share good food online more easily, but also to ponder other issues of interest,
be they important, funny, sad, or just plain entertaining.

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 Today At Home :

” Seafood Salad “

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