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” When A Cook Makes A Mistake…..Culinary Quotes “

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Culinary Wisdom at it’s finest  🙂
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” If an architect makes a mistake,  he grows ivy to cover it. If a doctor makes a mistake, he covers it with soil. If a cook makes a mistake, he covers it with some sauce and say’s it is a new recipe.”
Paul Bocuse

“All the best cooking is simple. There is really nothing new in it. I have 4,000 cookbooks dating back to 1503, and everything that is in nouvelle cuisine was there 200 years ago.”
Anton Mosimann

“All of Bavaria can be divided into a small group of butchers and a larger group of people who look like butchers.”
Heimito von Doderer

“After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual ‘food’ out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.”
Miss Piggy

“A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.”
Old New York Proverb

“…the key dietary messages are stunningly simple: Eat less, move more, eat more fruits and vegetables, and don’t eat too much junk food. It’s no more complicated than that.”
Marion Nestle

“A house where neither wine nor welcome is served to friends, soon will have none.”
Rob Hutchison

“A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.”
Emily Lotney

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.”
Hermione Gingold
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” A Bunch Of Funny Cooking & Food Videos “

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Wanted to share a bit of fun with my readers  🙂

 

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soul food crab cooking

ethiopian cooking lesson

how to cook an egg

first day on the job

extra energy

charlie sheen cooking

mr.bean eats steak tartar

fawlty towers / the prawns are off

lettuce eats wendy

beautiful meatloaf

fire in the kitchen

james brown & kenny rogers cooking

master chef final

steamer explodes

dog complaints about food

screaming eggs

bang bang chicken
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Enjoy ! Life is Good !
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” The Genius Of The Spiral Cut Hot Dog “


CHOW.com’s Blake Smith shows how the simple technique of cutting
a spiral pattern into your hot dog before grilling it will not only improve
the wiener-eating experience,but will also transform the dog into
a conversation starter.

Watch Video HERE
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” Dear Haters “



Bella say’s :

How To Be Fat, Poor, Unfulfilled, And Unhappy

How To Be Fat, Poor, Unfulfilled, And Unhappy

1. Always buy the latest technology regardless of whether or not you can afford it

2. Always go for the easiest, fastest, most efficient solution

3. If it takes effort, run away

4. Give up at the first sign of struggle

5. Watch at least 8 hours of TV a day, preferably shows that start with “The Real Housewives of”

6. Don’t question what others say no matter how ridiculous it sounds

7. Freeload and leech whenever possible

8. Buy every weight loss product out there, especially if it promises quick and miraculous results

9. Blame everything on your genes or on other people

10. Stay up all night, especially to watch late night infomercials about penis enlargement products

” Bellas >LIKE< Botton "

” I usually don’t cry, but……… “

” Justice is served “

Klick on link  ▼  🙂

Justice is served !

” What Did The Grape Say ? “

Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

Photo by Tom Magliery

” Bella say’s ” … Beer


Bella say’s :

I don’t always drink beer, but……..