horrible

Pizza declared a vegetable by congress ?

In what kind of a twisted world do we live when this debate actually takes place in a
so called first world country ?
Not in Cuba, not in Bangladesh, not in some god forsaken wannabe country.
No, it is happening right here in America !

Excerpt from ” Time NewsFeed ” :

Okay, so Congress never actually declared pizza a vegetable during
last year’s legislative battle over school lunches.
But they might as well have:
by declaring that an eighth of a cup of tomato paste is worth as much nutritionally
as a half a cup of vegetables,
the new rules opened a loophole that has given pizza vegetable-like status in
school lunchrooms nationwide.
Now, however, a Congressman from Colorado is fighting back.

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World “ # 1

# 1. Balut

From: Philippines.

What the hell is it?

Behold, for our journey of horror reaches its destination. Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture.
They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.

Wait, it gets worse …

… Because you’re never going to look at an egg the same way. Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won’t be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.
Yes, balut is upsetting on about a half-dozen levels. Sure, all meat eaters know on some level that the delicious chop on your plate used to belong to something cute and fluffy, which gambolled in the sun during the brief spring of its life. Most of the time, it’ perfectly possible not to give a shit. But, when you’re biting into something that hasn’t even had a chance to see its mother’ face … well, it’ different.

Danger of this turning up in America:

Actually, marketed properly, these eggs could be a damn good motivator. When you’ve looked death in the face at breakfast time, what the hell else can the day throw at you?

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World ” # 5

Today: #5 Casu Marzu

From: Sardinia, Italy.

What the hell is it?

This, dear reader, is a medium-sized lump of Sweet f…… Christ. Casu Marzu is a sheep’ milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the “cheese fly.” The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.
Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air, making this the only cheese that requires eye protection while eating. The taste is strong enough to burn the tongue, and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea.
Wait, it gets worse …
This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That’s right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae will, as they leap desperately toward your face in an effort to escape the putrescent horror of the only home they have ever known. Even the cheese itself is ashamed; when prodded, it weeps an odorous liquid called lagrima, Sardinian for “tears.”

Danger of this turning up in America:

There is significant danger here, as we’re thinking the cheese companies have a lot of maggot stock in the back of their warehouse they’d like to get rid of. And, there may actually be a market for it. Self-loathing is a powerful force in this economy (see the diet section of your local supermarket) and there’ times you get low enough that, damn it, you feel like you deserve nothing better than infested cheese.

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on http://www.Cracked.com

” The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World ” #6

Today: #6. Escamoles

From : Mexico.

What the hell is it?

Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.
The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being f……. insane.

Wait, it gets worse …

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of f….. ant eggs.

Danger of this turning up in America:

We’re not sure Taco Bell hasn’t snuck this sh.. into their food already. Just make sure you know what’ in that burrito. Ask at the counter if you have to. Also, watch those ads close because they’ll try to dress it up in some kind of friendly-sounding, pseudo-Mexican name.

Excerpts from an article by
Tim Cameron on www.Cracked.com

Animals !

Help put an end to the abuse of ANY living creature !

Anybody remember the devil’s who repeatedly cut up horses alive here in miami a few months ago? Unfortunately, there are heartless people everywhere, all countries, all cultures.
People torture other people and animals. That’s why there is a hell, waiting for all of them ! My heart goes out to all creatures who are being tortured and in my opinion,
all torturers deserve to be punished, one way or another 🙂